The guys of Undernet #Macintosh (UnderMac) channel are just a bunch of good guys that have seen a need to create and maintain a channel for Macintosh users and interested parties to hang and chat on the net about whatever interests them (that's Mac's, right?) The Lads of UnderMac, being the rebelious men and women they are, have taken upon the task of spreading the Gospel of Macintosh ("And so it came to pass.. Macintosh of Apple led the confused weaklings of the PC misguidence into the promise land, that is MacOS... And it was good. MacBible, OS 3:12-13 - Amen") to the users of the UnderNet IRC.

UnderMac User Home pages:

cowboy - you know him, you love him, you can't stand him, ....he goes by this nick, but he's the farthest thing from a it......unless "cowpoke" counts

ASCIIRIDER - Does he actually ride ASCII text? We aren't sure, we think it might be some sorta wierd mating habit, but ya gotta love him, cause he owns a Mac Based ISP in the Chicago area.

AdamBomb - This is one page that has to be seen AND heard!!!...UnderMac's own rockstar has finally begun to make it big even in England. Look out Ringo Starr, here comes an AdamBomb, to blow yer day!!!

Jamez - That totally rad dude that has a killer page (if only I could get him to do this one).

Rimmer/MacLeod-He is Immortal. Born in the seventies in North Central Iowa. For nearly five years, he has battled the forces of Windoze...with #macintosh his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his Ethernet, and with it, his reason to live. In the end, there can be only One. May it be Daniel Skatter....The Iowan!

dan- - It took us about a whole month to come up with something to say about dan-. Great, cool, hip, helpful, and many other things were proposed, but we ended up with just on word - "blah"

gitr - Co-founded UnderMac with cowboy, and then jumped in a van and headed west in search of a real life, never to be heard from again...is believed to be using the alias "Ford Prefect"

_Zool - Cool nick. Way Cool Page. This guys link you gotta see, but only if you are cleared for high security access.

Morrissey - You know him as a unix guy, but in reality, he's yearning to come outta the closet and confess. He's a closet Mac User

demos - Orginally from Chernogolovka, Russia, at age 15, he wrote the software which guided the spaceships of many of a cosmo-naut, and today he works for Corel, porting thier infamous PC product to the Macintosh.

Rebawho - UnderMac's queen of tarts (hey....she's a nurse!!!), who stole all our hearts.....fancied sticking thermometers up our butts to make us fart.

Rik - He's an Op here...but He's always too busy on #netsex &#chitchat to come around....

Seagull - Our perfect op......he flies over ya and sh*ts on yer head!

grumpus - Grumpus -- isn't always grumpy, and is honored to be a part of this group just because of his job.

Squibby - is it a worm? is it a toy? No.....it's an UnderMac OP!!!!!

daffy - If he floats, he must be like a duck, and since ducks are made of wood, he must be made of wood, and only witches are made of wood, so he must be a WITCH!!

Hobes - This is our special CIA agent in France....so don't call him "Pepe' la Pew", or you might get a nice little visit from some men in dark glasses and suits...

LokiV7 - To date....no one has figured out what his nick means, and none of us are brave enough to ask.

Pesto - The channels official Animaniacs librarian, not to mention a complete pain in the arse when he want's to know how to work IRC, and except for the fact that he's really just a cartoon in real life, is a perdy alright guy.

TheSpyder - SOMEONE CALL ORKIN PEST CONTROL!!!.....we've got bug's in UnderMac!!!!

memoe - With a name like Loren, you'd figure this was some hot looking, high maintaince, classy woman, right? wait till you see Loren's page!!!! ;)

Jason- - I dunno why he's got a "-" hanging off the end of his name....but it's supposed to symbolize something. Guess it's a strange case of penis envy.

corsair - "It's a bird!!! No!!! it's Superman!!! NOOO!!! It's a plane!!!!.....It's ....umm....corsair?!?!

Zaphod - Last seen headed towards "The Taco Cabana at the End of Mexico" in his HyperGalitic StarShip Proteus, with Marvin in company, he was the victim of a Random Age Deginerator, which left him at the feeble age of 10 years old.

Is it a roll of pig meat? Is it something that comes from your nose? Is it the sound that funny brown elephant on Sesame Street made? NO!!! It's a SNAUSAGES!!!

Is he a Hobbit? Is he a Wizard? No, he is known as Pyber

(must be read with a deep southern peach accent) Well, I do declare, Miss Prissy, we have finally added you your very own link from the UnderMac dudes and dudettes page. Now are you gonna put more pic's of yourself for them fine and dandy Southern Gentlemen to drool over, or must we leave them to thier imagination?

Last Changed: 5/4/96

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